Hungry and thirsty humans have had to go without door-delivered sustenance ever since milkmen returned to their home planet. Honor the memory of the dairy carrying with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of delivered sustenance from your choice of more than 300 restaurants in the Pittsburgh area at Allmenus.com. Like a gallon of milk, this Groupon expires in three months.
Allmenus.com is a digital collection of deliverable grub in the area. Peruse the lineup and search for menus based on proximity (by inputting your address) or cuisine type (by clicking a handy link). The exhaustive list of local establishments spans the culinary rainbow from a barbecue cloud to a pot of Mediterranean gold. When a spontaneous pizza party erupts, head toward the pizza section including Pizza Palermo or Vocelli Pizza. If deli cravings strike like a thief in the bowling alley, check out the sandwich offerings. This Groupon can also be used toward tax and delivery fees, ensuring all bases are covered to smack home a grand-slam feast.
By using Allmenus.com, hungry hands outsmart the system, fulfilling a mealtime desire without having to bother with any pesky human interaction. Simply click through choices, place an order, and enjoy a readymade meal delivered straight to any home, office, or tree house around town. Eliminate the agony of recipe experimentation, dating someone just for his or her superior culinary skills, or having to exercise any excess energy just to eat.
Gratuity not included.