Cleaning the car is a tedious chore that, much like seeing the love of your life devour an entire wedding cake, can actually dampen your ardor for it. Today's Groupon helps you maintain an admiration for your ride: for $95, you get an express auto detailing at All Pro Detail (up to a $200 value). This Groupon is valid at locations in Newtown and Roslyn.

All Pro's trained technicians administer deep-cleaning scrubs to restore an off-the-lot sheen to ailing vehicles. During an express auto detailing, the staff searches all readily apparent surfaces, crevices, and crannies for dust bunnies and dirt rabbits. A hand wash and dry thoroughly pamper the hull, and a clay-bar treatment pries miniscule contaminants from the paint. Via a vacuum's persuasive powers, spare change, forgotten fries, and any other loose particles of life are coaxed out of the interior. Before giving the car permission to leave, the technicians touch up windows, add a spritz of perfume to spice up your driving ambiance, and hand wax the exterior to keep the car's newfound inner peace from escaping during the night.