What You'll Get
Like babies, cars are cursed with the inability to tell their owners when they are soiled, often resulting in peeling paint, rusty rims, and embarrassing rashes. Seek the intervention of a car whisperer with today's Groupon: for $55, you get a Full Court Detail from All-Star Mobile Detailing (up to a $125 value). All-Star Mobile Detailing journeys to driveways throughout North Central Florida, cleansing quarantined cars and sloppy jalopies alike with the Full Court Detail. The 60-minute desullification begins with an exterior wash, dry, and window clean followed by a wheel and tire shine and conditioning. Carpets, mats, and upholstery are vacuumed and steam cleaned, while dingy dashboards receive a meticulous wipe down. The Love Bug Removal respectfully removes the carcasses of canoodling kamikazes, while the Rain-X spray wash spits precipitation back in Zeus' face. Call ahead for an appointment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 24, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only; subject to availability. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.