What You'll Get
Paintball is one of the most physically demanding artistic endeavors, topped only by deep-sea sculpting and covering the entirety of Mount Rushmore in sequins. Hone your craft with today's Groupon: for $15, you get a paintball package, including the field fee, a marker, a mask, all-day air, and 300 rounds of paintball, at Allstar Paintball (a $35.99 value).
Paintball armies descend upon Allstar Paintball's 12,000-square-foot indoor field armed with equipment, 300 paintballs of ammunition, and unlimited air. Players will enjoy all-day access, which is plenty of time to reenact a favorite action-movie scene or a Jackson Pollock documentary. A staff with more that 15 years of experience stands by to aid competitors with equipment, rules, and regulations as they wage vibrant battles on a five-man field of newly furnished turf and inflated bunkers. Allstar Paintball prohibits shorts, suggests long-sleeve shirts, and strongly discourages bridal gowns.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 21, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 4 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must be 10 or older. Must sign waiver. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Allstar Paintball
Helmed by a staff of 15-year veterans, Allstar Paintball lets pigment-powered gunsmiths run wild across a five-man indoor field situated within a 12,000-square-foot facility or on the exciting terrain of the newly opened outdoor field. After strapping on safety gear, filling tanks with CO2, and loading Tippmann 98 hoppers, players maneuver across turf, crouch behind inflatable bunkers, and blend seamlessly into kindergarten art displays as they blast nonstaining, easy-break paintballs in the direction of opposing players. As all-day play unfolds, the facility's veteran referees mix up field patterns to avoid repetitive rounds and monitor each contest to ensure participants compete against visitors of similar age, ability, and devotion to abstract expressionism. Off the field, spectators can check email and live blog battles with complementary WiFi, or admire the paint-splattering play from behind protective netting. To crank up the competition, Allstar Paintball also plays host to friends and frenemies during birthday parties, corporate outings, and oddly vengeful retirement sendoffs. The facility boasts a 5,000-square-foot area replete with chairs and picnic tables for birthday cake cutting and other celebratory activities.