Unwanted hairs are like weeds that sprout on the garden of your body, and just as when removing weeds, excess hair should be decimated with a laser. Vaporize rogue follicles with today’s Groupon, for laser hair-removal at Allure MedSpa in Stafford, Virginia. Treatments are valid on the following 18 areas. Choose from the following options:

• For $165, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on any small area (up to a $1,320 value).
• For $325, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on any medium area (up to a $2,400 value).
• For $450, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on any large area (up to a $3,600 value).

Allure MedSpa provides a variety of treatments in a supervised environment. Over the course of six laser treatments, your body hair will be progressively reduced using the latest in Soprano XL laser technology. Though once useful for intimidating predatory cacti and surviving long winters of Coach reruns, most body hairs have overstayed their evolutionary welcome. Do away with yours on preapproved small areas such as the bikini line, underarms, or chin; on medium-sized spaces such as the forearms, lower legs, or face; or on larger sections such as the full leg, the entire back, or the whole face and neck. Five to eight treatments are generally recommended for best results, depending on the individual and the treatment area. Treatments typically work best on darker hair, but work for all skin types. Allure's technicians, certified medical professionals, administer the gentle treatment, which works by targeting the hair follicle itself with gentle light, destroying the hair's ability to regrow, like a weed whisked from the earth by the talons of a bald eagle.