A healthy bronzed glow is crucial to the safety of beach-goers, as pale bodies flailing in the ocean are often misconstrued by overeager sea predators as flags of surrender. Guard against forceful fish with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get one month of unlimited tanning at Aloha Tan in Wake Forest (a $70 value).
Aloha Tan employs modern bronzing technology to attractively conceal the pallor of pasty clients. Guests undergo a month’s worth of photo-skinthesis, spending up to 10 minutes at a time in basking in the rays of an Ovation high-pressure bed to give epidermises a sun-kissed glow.
The salon’s Smart Tan–certified associates will recommend a tonal transformation regimen to help prevent burning, prep bodies for beach-bound bliss, and reduce the number of false accusations of vampire-dom.