What You'll Get
Not only does golden, glowing skin look great, but it also provides ideal camouflage for ransacking Fort Knox. Rival our national treasure with today's Groupon to Aloha Tans in McDonough. This Groupon is good for one of the following one-month packages:
- For $35, you get a one-month unlimited red-light-therapy package (an $89 value).
- For $35, you get a one-month platinum unlimited UV-tanning package (a $79 value).
Aloha Tan's red light therapy utilizes red-tinted light to revitalize skin, stimulate the body's natural defense system, and cure joint pain, inflammation, and epidermal epithets, such as acne, under-eye circles, and age spots, without any UV light or tanning effect. Sessions last 15 minutes, and for the first four weeks, three to five treatments per week are recommended. Alternatively, opt for the tanning package, which applies a Midas touch to flushless flesh via unlimited access to five different beds. Each bed contains a unique mix of melanin-massaging UV rays to ensure a balanced buff and comes equipped with air conditioning, an AM/FM stereo CD player, and teleportation device.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 14, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Must be 18 or older or have a guardian's consent. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.