What You'll Get
Mechanics souped up the earliest horseless carriages by filling them with premium oats and lovingly grooming their spoilers. Spur your steed toward the horizon with today's Groupon to Alper Automotive, Inc. Choose between the following options:
For $25, you get one oil-change package (up to a $62.75 value) and one pair of wiper blades (a $22 value; up to an $84.75 total value).
For $49, you get three oil-change packages (up to a $62.75 value each) and one pair of wiper blades (a $22 value; up to a $210.25 total value).
Each oil-change package includes the following:
An oil change (up to a $42.75 value each)
A tire rotation (a $20 value each)
The ASE-certified mechanics at Alper Automotive, Inc. equip foreign and domestic cars for treks across lonesome highways and through inclement weather with Shell semisynthetic oils and new wiper blades. During the roughly 30-minute service, techs drain spent oils, swap them for up to 5 quarts of fresh crude, and install a filter to minimize dirt and fears of siphon-wielding fossil collectors. After repositioning tires for optimal tread distribution, techs treat cars to a fluid top off, chassis lubrication, and a belt-and-hose inspection. Finally, a brand-new pair of wiper blades replaces worn-out rain swatters, massaging windshields and clearing away precipitation.
After wishing cars happy trails, the friendly staff follows up with a postservice phone call, confirming that cars are still running as smoothly as an all–Barry White radio station. While cars guzzle endurance-enabling oils, customers can gulp down cups of java from the shop’s Keurig coffee machine or relax in the rest-encouraging waiting room.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 6, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Valid only for up to 5 quarts of conventional semi-synthetic oil. Additional fee for full synthetic oil. Valid only for Anco Groupon 31 Series wiper blades. Services must be used by the same person. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Alper Automotive, Inc.
Car troubles left to the staff at Alper Automotive land in skilled hands, as each mechanic holds an ASE certification and continues to train with the latest foreign and domestic cars. While technicians tinker with brakes, quench parched engines with Shell motor oil, pump up a tire’s pressure, or perform any of the shop’s other services, customers can relax inside a waiting room that welcomes parents, children, and nomadic laptops attracted by the buzz of free WiFi. Each completed repair comes with a nationwide warranty, and Alper Automotive’s status as a AAA Approved Auto Repair center signifies the shop’s upper-tier standards when it comes to reliability, cleanliness, quality, and pricing.