What You'll Get
Your body is a temple, and it sometimes needs a good dusting of the ductwork to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with today's Groupon to Alpha Cleanse. Choose from the following options:
- For $35, you get one colon-hydrotherapy session (a $70 value).
- For $49, you get two colon-hydrotherapy sessions (a $140 value).
- For $99, you get four colon-hydrotherapy sessions (a $280 value).
The certified colon hydrotherapists at Alpha Cleanse work to gently cleanse intestines, relieve discomfort, and improve intestinal function with colon-hydrotherapy sessions. During each session, patients relax in a private room as purified water cleanses the colon, loosening impacted matter and flushing away buildup and overdue library books. Colon hydrotherapy can help cleanse intestinal systems before beginning weight-loss programs, and aims to improve intestinal function for smoother waste elimination and to relieve feelings of bloating and discomfort. Alpha Cleanse recommends scheduling multiple sessions a week apart for optimal results.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 6, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Appointment required, subject to availability. 24hr cancellation noticed required; 6hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon sell price may apply at appointment. May redeem across visits. If this is your first visit to Alpha Cleanse, please arrive 20 minutes prior to your scheduled appointment to complete new client paperwork and consultation. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Alpha Cleanse
Alpha Cleanse's staff work to purify the body using various methods. With colon cleansing they aid in the elimination of waste material from the colon, which can cause a range of ailments, including everything from digestive problems to insomnia. With massage therapy they mollify muscles with strategic strokes, which are designed to aid the body's immune system. They also offer far-infrared sauna sessions, which expel waste material through the skin's pores—a natural process that's in keeping with their all-natural, drug-free services.