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After enjoying a refined smoke on the cigar patio, you relax with a complimentary highball in front of a pair of LCD televisions, catching up on the Padres game with the right eyeball and the last 20 minutes of Quantum of Solace with the left. Soon, an attractive stylist calls you to the most sophisticated barber chair on earth for a trim, a lingering scalp massage, hot face towel, and straight-razor shave. A lovely manicurist tends to your extremities before you slip your feet into your freshly polished shoes. This kind of treatment used to be reserved for the likes of Hugh Hefner—until the arrival of AlphaMale barbershop and spa.
AlphaMale provides the kind of manly pampering found only in the most exclusive clubs of yesteryear. But packages like The Duke (haircut, shave, and shoeshine) and Crown Prince (haircut, coloring, facial, and brow wax) come at a price. That’s why you should zip over to AlphaMale—or request its door-to-door car service—holding today’s Groupon: $50 worth of services for just $20. Apply your Groupon toward any combination of services, from cuts to shaves, colors to shoe polishing, massages to much more. (Note: Not valid toward retail products, gift cards, or cigars.) Get your Groupon and enjoy the royal treatment at a reasonable rate.
In DiscoverSD, Bradley Schweit sings the praises of AlphaMale, from the grooming to the Glenfiddich: > * The flat panel TV (yes, each station has one imbedded in the full-size mirror) managed to catch my eye sporadically, but I was more impressed with the ridiculously high-end barber chairs…the view was incredible; the scotch delectable; and the service, impeccable. – Bradley Schweit, DiscoverSD.com
There’s no middle ground in the four-star-average reviews on Yelp—the Playboy Mansion treatment isn’t for everyone—but five-star reviews are in the majority and drown out the naysayers. Here’s what discriminating gentlemen are saying: > * Great place for a guy to get a haircut. Excellent stylists, friendly staff, and a great environment. I used to dread going to get my haircut, but now I can honestly say it’s something I look forward to. Highly recommended. – Bob E. > * I had a massage with Crystal the other day and OH SO GOOD! They have this shower in there that is amazing! Make sure you take a shower if you get a massage. Just an awesome experience! – Christian D. > * The ambience of the place is great…The last two times I had my haircut there, it was done well and my stylists were not only adept but friendly. Getting a drink when you walk in the door is a nice touch and the tv’s and entire atmosphere are pretty cool. – Rob L.
Several businesses have attempted to copy AlphaMale’s strategy of providing guys with basic services delivered with the royal treatment. The most ingenious new business is AlphaMail, the mail carrier for men. Here are a few of the many improvements AlphaMail has made to traditional mail delivery:
- Every letter is delivered with a complimentary scotch.
- Each mailbox is equipped with a flat-screen TV.
- Letter carriers are all former Philadelphia Eagles or Philadelphia Eagles cheerleaders.
- Instead of stamps, delivery is paid in firm handshakes.
969 1st Ave
San Diego, California 92101Get Directions