What You'll Get
Unlike vain spiders, spider veins cannot be eradicated by luring them into a room of mirrors tiled with flypaper. Stamp out skin pests with today's Groupon: for $99, you get two spider-vein laser treatments at Alpha Weight & Wellness Medical Clinic (up to a $900 value).
The board-certified doctor at Alpha Weight & Wellness Medical Clinic can help turn speckled skin spotless with state-of-the-art lasers. Experienced skin saviors harness the power of Fotona lasers to penetrate deep into the skin, seeking and potentially destroying unsightly spider veins. Some patients may experience discomfort during the 30- to 45-minute treatment, but the procedure is safe and suitable for a majority of skin types. Due to spider veins' freeloading nature and endless supply of late-rent excuses, it takes, on average, two treatments to completely evict them from their underskin lairs. Clients may use one treatment on two different areas, but skin owners who wish to treat veins on the same part of their skeleton suit must wait a week between exterminations.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 22, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only; subject to availability. 24hr cancellation or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. No cash value. Non-transferable. Redeemable across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Alpha Weight & Wellness
Alpha Weight & Wellness physicians, assistants, and technicians incorporate medical-grade technology and aesthetic sensibilities into virtually every procedure they perform. Weight loss is a major goal for many of the center's clients, and the team accommodates these concerns with surgical treatments as well as noninvasive procedures. This range of options stems from the clinic’s arsenal of equipment, which can also target concerns on the skin’s surface. Crystal microdermabrasion smoothes texture, the Cynosure Apogee Elite laser system eliminates unwanted stubble, and TriPollar technology employs radio frequencies to contour overall shape while transmitting baseball scores to the brain. Alpha Weight & Wellness Medical Clinic's board-certified medical director, Dr. F. V. Ello, also helps distinguish the medical center by designing and implementing a proprietary line of skincare products and procedural techniques.