Looking younger often requires standing next to something much older, such as a brontosaur femur or the future. Stay beautiful in the present with today's Groupon: for $50, you get $125 worth of skincare and laser services at Alpine Aesthetics Skin & Laser in Highland.

The professional skin improvers at Alpine Aesthetics fine-tune clients' features with a suite of natural and medical treatments in a comfortable spa atmosphere. Guests can rejuvenate skin with a signature HydraFacial treatment, a combination of a microdermabrasion and a chemical peel, which exiles dead cells to the land of their ancestors and nourishes fresh skin with moisture and nutrients ($125). An array of more traditional one-hour facials, such as the Hawaiian tropical or pumpkin facial, leave behind a fresh face and reflective cheekbones ($75). Wielding industry gold-standard lasers, Alpine’s laser hair-removal specialists extract unwanted follicular fuzz, rendering heretofore hirsute bikini lines ($90/treatment), noses ($23/treatment), or beards ($120/treatment) as smooth as Barry White's pet dolphin.