While a gingerbread boarding house may give travelers a taste of home sweet home, the benefits are outweighed by the all-witch housekeeping staff and late-night check-ins from wolves lost on the way to Grandma’s house. Find a real-world way to sleep happily ever after with today’s Groupon: for $65, you get a one-night stay in the apartment suite at the Alpine Inn (a $129.95 value).
The Alpine Inn ensconces guests in familiar comforts, housing residents in homey simulacra packed with a full range of amenities and newly renovated rooms. Loaded with three beds and two pull-out couches spread across multiple rooms, the apartment suite nurtures wayfarers, their families, and family-like mule teams during overnight stops. Prepare on-the-go repasts with the help of the kitchenette’s refrigerator and microwave or decamp to the living room for a restful repose in the overstuffed arms of plush furniture. Satellite television plugs guests in to an interstellar array of programming and free WiFi in the lobby unlocks real-time access to breaking news, weather alerts, and blogs about accessing the Internet from hotel lobbies. After a restorative slumber, guests feast away remaining sleepiness with the hotel’s free continental breakfast.
Perched a short hop from downtown Rockford, the Alpine Inn locates guests near a variety of outside dining options including Mary’s Market, Irish Rose Saloon, and Johnny Pamcakes. Smash the smirk off of dimpled golf balls at one of the many area golf courses or dunk into the Magic Waters Waterpark to test the out thrill-seeking nerves or homemade bathyspheres.
4404 E State St.
Rockford, Illinois 61103