For too long, the gentle laser has been forced into a mind-numbing existence of reading an endless number of bar codes and destroying planets. Give laser light a much-deserved career change with today's Groupon: for $700, you get four Fraxel laser treatments at Alpine Plastic & Reconstructive Surgery, located in McKay Dee Hospital (a $3,000 value).

JCAHO-accredited Alpine Plastic & Reconstructive Surgery's experienced aesthetician harnesses imperfection-blasting laser beams to rejuvenate sullied and ink-stained skins. Under the supervision of Dr. Randall Barnett, Alpine’s technician turns the blemish-breaking Fraxel laser on facial fine lines and pockmarks, especially targeting acne scars in a quest to render skin as clear as a window display of the emperor's new clothes. This 45-minute treatment includes a SkinMedica cleansing agent and an SPF 30 sunscreen to help soothe and prevent sunburn by proxy from your radiant visage. Alpine Plastic & Reconstructive Surgery suggests scheduling one treatment every four weeks and arriving an hour early for the topical application of a numbing solution. Treated facial features may be swollen and/or pink for 3–7 days.