What You'll Get
Ever since humans evolved necks, they have craned them to look at the stars, making astronomy the oldest profession and chiropractic the second oldest. Align yourself for continued constellation-scoping with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get a chiropractic package at Alpine Spinal Rehab in Provo (a $147 total value). The package includes:
- A chiropractic exam (a $79 value)
- Chiropractic adjustment (a $43 value)
- A 60-minute massage (a $25 value)
Doctor of Chiropractic Jerry Clark wields 30 years of experience and hospital-caliber rehabilitation technologies as he maximizes client comfort and allays dorsal aches. During the exam and complimentary consultation, Dr. Clark evaluates spines curved from years spent slouching over computers or impersonating bridges. Next, the muscle maven gently aligns vertebrae, easing individual maladies with 15 minutes of adjustment. Licensed massage therapists pamper sore backs in the 60-minute massage, which customers can redeem during the same visit or during a separate appointment. Gentle, yet firm kneading drops high blood pressure and melts stress into a reflective, tree-lined pool of calmness.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 7, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Massages are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Alpine Spinal Rehab
Alpine Spinal Rehab’s Dr. Jerry Clark studied at the University of Florida Medical School in spinal rehabilitation and is a fellow in applied spinal biomechanical engineering. This explains his reliance on the use of ultramodern diagnostic technology, such as spinal x-ray imaging, to target and treat chronic pains. Once he pinpoints the source, he may prescribe traditional chiropractic care, massage therapy, or physical therapy.