A healthy smile has pearly white teeth and emits a high-pitched "ding" whenever it appears. Teach teeth to audibly twinkle with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a dental checkup at Alrez Family Dentistry in Chadds Ford, Pennsylvania (a $273 total value). The checkup includes:
- An exam (a $95 value)
- A cleaning (a $110 value)
- A set of X-rays (a $68 value)
At Alrez Family Dentistry, Dr. Alrez and her staff wield advanced technology, continuing education, and years of experience to ensure the oral health of all ages. During a roughly one-hour visit, Dr. Alrez ventures into mouth caves in search of oral cancers, tooth decay, gum disease, and stashes of stored gummy bears. Dental technicians eschew the radiation levels of standard x-rays to scan hidden mouthscapes with low-radiation digital x-rays, which accurately reveal the goings-on between teeth and below the gum line. A gentle staffer will then bathe tusks in a whirlpool of floss and foam, evicting built-up plaque and leaving smiles as smooth and brilliant as Plato's pickup lines.
Alrez Family Dentistry's technicians seek to ease patients by inviting them to sink into comfortable heat and massage cushions and nosh on a helping of Otis Spunkmeyer cookies. Patients can also escape ambient sounds and whispering inner voices by listening to a personal CD player.