What You'll Get
Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Today’s Groupon spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches: for $49, you get up to five hours worth of home-cleaning services for a house up to 2,500 square feet from ALS Cleaning Service (up to a $100 value).
The intrepid dirt hunters at ALS Cleaning Service venture into cluttered corners and couch underbellies to rid up to 2,500 square feet of dwelling space from dust and grime. Cleaners can vacuum to remove stubborn sand and crooked politicians from gerrymandered carpet districts. A basic kitchen clean mops tiles, swabs countertops, and restores refrigerators and microwaves to factory-fresh shine. ALS staff visits all types of residential abodes, allowing house inhabitants, apartment tenants, and moated fortress denizens alike to breathe dustless, lightly lemon-scented air.
Though ALS Cleaning Service sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per household per visit. Appointment required; subject to availability. Extra fee outside 35mi of Columbia. $20 fee per additional 1,000 sq. ft. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.