What You'll Get
Thoughts can escape our heads and burrow into clouds if hair is too tangled to ensnare them, which is why it rains when we're sad and snows when we doze off and plop face-first into a tub of ice cream. Prevent idea prison breaks with today's Groupon: for $35, you get $75 worth of services at Alta Moda Salon in Thornton Park.
Using advanced techniques and top-quality haircare products from lines such as Bumble and Bumble and Kerastase, the friendly coiffure-coddling stylists at Alta Moda snip, shape, and prune noodle nests into fashionable head drapes. Services such as the female cut and style ($35+) and style dry ($25+) beautify heads of hair after they’ve been used by badgers as beds, and coloring treatments imbue strands with the loveable essence of rainbows.
Beyond the head, Alta Moda also boasts waxing and threading services for removing prickly bristles in unsightly regions, and those who'd like to fluff their eye plumes can opt for eyelash extensions ($20) and sport luscious diva lashes during special events and staring contests with the sun.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 3, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice required. Not valid for products or Keratin Complex Treatment. Must use in 1 visit. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.