In fashion, as at the roller disco, what goes around comes around—often in garish colors and excessive sequins. Keep your finest finery fitting for their second go-round with today's deal: for $9, you get $20 worth of clothing alterations at the aptly named Alterations by Sarah, a tailoring empire built from the hem up and then let out to encompass four locations:
Alterations by Sarah takes great care in changing the way clothing fits to reflect the metamorphosis of each unique human butterfly. Weight-related alterations are a specialty, so whether clients have recently lost inches of waist from a bout of Avian Pants Flu, lost inches of height from their mad scientist son's shrink-ray, or gained a few pounds after a pork-pie-eating competition, Sarah will return their tweaked, trimmed, and torqued threads to body-complementing fittedness. Pants—which can be hemmed while you wait—are $7.50 a pair for hem reconstruction and $8.50 for cuffs, and $10.50 for a waist resizing. Skirt hemming ranges from $10–$22, depending on materials, color, and radioactive emissions, while suit jackets can be sleeve-tweaked or shortened for $18. For military personnel, Sarah's features special services, with patch and insignia attachment for $2 apiece.
Alterations are personally guaranteed by the master cloth-transmogrifier herself, and afford clients the inalienable right to wear pants that fit, as well as clown pants that don't fit. Alterations are vastly cheaper than kidnapping an entirely new wardrobe, and also are a great way to get a tailored fit for all your vintage clothing, except purple leisure suits, which are still banned in 27 states.
Alterations By Sarah
The expert tailors at Alterations By Sarah take great care in changing the way clothing fits to reflect the metamorphosis of each client. Weight-related alterations are a specialty, so whether clients have recently lost inches of waist from a bout of avian pants flu or gained a few pounds, Sarah will return their tweaked, trimmed, and torqued threads to body-complementing shape. Alterations such as back-to-school tailoring or vintage clothing fitting are personally guaranteed by the master cloth transmogrifier herself, and each location offers dry-cleaning services to keep vestments looking sharp.