What You'll Get
Massage was developed by NASA to help astronauts cope with edgy Tang-induced sugar highs, lack of ESPN, and predatory aliens stowed in the hangar bay. Achieve its soothing effects outside the soul-crushing abyss of outer space with today’s Groupon to Altered States Massage & Facial Therapy. Choose between the following options:
- For $37, you get a one-hour facelift massage (a $75 value).
- For $37, you get a one-hour deep-relaxation massage (a $75 value).
Altered States Massage & Facial Therapy combines traditional massage practices with the benefits of cosmetic surgery, minus the scalpels. During the facelift massage, a facial-massage specialist will use contouring skin manipulation and acupressure to firm less-than-supple skin, smoothing and soothing it using warm towels, essential oils, and uplifting botanicals. The treatment can slow the appearance of wrinkles for a more youthful visage as well as immerse the psyche in a tranquil hour of blissful daydreaming. Included with the facial pick-me-up, a hand-and-foot massage will maximize relaxation and keep envious appendages from forming a union and going on strike.
For faces satisfied with their current level of freshness, the deep-relaxation massage melds traditional Swedish techniques, myofascial release, and gentle stretching for a full-body knead-a-thon. Intended to ease tensions of both mind and body, the massage penetrates even the deepest layers of tissue and muscle magma and is tailored to individual pains and pressure preferences, working slowly but surely to shoo away stress with additional help from aromatherapy and soothing music.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.