Before supplements were invented, people could only get recommended amounts of vitamin C by hijacking a fruit truck or parachuting into the halftime show at the Orange Bowl. Get vitamins without donning combat gear with today's Groupon to Splendid Health. Choose between the following options:
• For $20, you get $40 worth of natural-health products.
• For $39, you get two ionic foot-bath detoxes (a $150 value).
Founded by a doctor of naturopathy, Splendid Health tackles myriad health issues with natural products made by one of the world's leading nutraceutical companies. Help fight seasonal allergies, migraines, arthritis, and unintentional levitation with Splendid Health supplement packages, which are 100% plant-derived and turn into vitamin trees when buried in the ground. Memo-Power memory-enhancement supplements' amino acids ($24.95) may aid in mental processing and against age-related memory loss. The full colon-cleanse package ($39.95) may improve intestinal health for digestive-system organs, and the Super Chi supplement provides all the vitamins and minerals necessary to become as strong as an oak tree after a swig of Miracle-Gro.
Alternatively, opt for two 30-minute ionic foot-bath detoxes, during which a UV thermal belt is placed around feet as they repose in a bath of water that is connected to a computer unit. A pulsating current then pulls out negatively charged ions to rid corpuses of free radicals, toxins, and noxious poltergeists. The holistic foot-bath cleanse, an alternative to a full-body cleanse, may help patients sleep better, increase energy, and pump up infection-fighting abilities like Alexander Fleming in a cage match.
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