A neglected face will rebel by scowling during your wedding vows or sprouting a five o'clock shadow at precisely four. Soothe volatile visages with today's Groupon: for $45, you get an organic chocolate facial at Alternative Natural Healthcare LLC (a $90 value).
Serving double-duty as both an attorney and physician, Dr. Michelle Brown leads Alternative Natural Healthcare and endows clients with indulgent and beneficial skincare services. After diligently evaluating skin, one of Dr. Brown's lithe-handed aestheticians gently covers faces with a velvety chocolate mask comprising a variety of organic ingredients. As the sweet concoction sinks into pores, the tech gently massages scalps and hands, allowing ample time for the cacao’s natural antioxidants to purify skin while cocoa and shea butter moisturize and reduce redness. After the pampering treatment, clients emerge with visibly refreshed faces that broadcast messages of hope to all pedestrians and passerby gulls.