Like ripened fruits, people with healthy-colored skin tend to spend less time loitering in orchards and are more likely to get picked up at the grocery store. Catch the eye of passing orangutans with today’s Groupon: for $24, you get five weeks of unlimited, level-two tanning (a $55 value), or two sunless tanning sessions (up to a $56 value), at Alternative Tan Spa. This Groupon can be redeemed at four different locations (the Gretna Village location is not included).
Alternative Tan bronzes human husks with a bevy of high-quality tanning options. Choose to tan ultravioletly for five weeks on a Level 2 tanning bed or a Level 2 booth, both of which offer 12-minute maximum tan trips that produce fully darkened dermises in 7–14 days. Or, to escape the our binary suns' rays, tan sunlessly twice with the Turbo Bronzer—a tan-blasting device operated by a trained spray-tan technician—or in the Autobronzer booth, which offers customizable spray tanning levels and enhances exocarps in 60 short, safe seconds. To keep tan tones even and long-lasting, knowledgeable staff will recommend tanning schedules according to individual skin needs.
After each session is complete, newly-bronzed customers can sip complimentary water, cuddle chilled towels, and freshen up in vanity area for before returning to work at the electric shovel factory. At Alternative Tan, all equipment is kept clean, and lamps are changed long before the recommended time in order to ensure optimal tanning performance. Each room is equipped with personal stereos, so beauty seekers can bring along their favorite Raffi songs for quality musical comfort. Walk-ins are welcome anytime, though appointments are required for the Turbo Bronzer.
Only valid for new clients or customers who haven’t tanned at Alternative Tan in the last six months.
Alternative Tan Spa
The staff at Alternative Tan Spa respects all aspects of individuality, from your personal skin type to your musical tastes. They dole out tips for tanning schedules and products that will suit each client, ever mindful of safety precautions for different dermal needs. Inside the spa rooms, clients can load a favorite CD into the stereo before visiting their chosen booth or bed, basking afterward in the breezes from private cooling systems and primping at available vanity areas.
The spa's tanning equipment ranges from Level 1 Tan America beds to standup spray-tanning booths, which take less than one minute to coat bodies in a coppery sheen that can last up to 10 days. As beds increase in level, their amenities become more advanced: Level 3 Starflight beds feature facial lamps, and Level 4 Cayenne and S-Class beds refresh physiques with built-in misting systems. The open Sunboard bed bronzes skin without enclosing customers beneath a lid, finally enabling them to high-five their own feet when they achieve even coverage.