What You'll Get
Like ripened fruits, people with healthy-colored skin tend to spend less time loitering in orchards and are more likely to get picked up at the grocery store. Catch the eye of passing orangutans with today’s Groupon to Alternative Tan Spa, valid at five locations. Choose between the following services:
- For $40, you get two months of unlimited, Level 1 tanning (a $96 value).
- For $40, you get three UV-free AutoBronze spray-tan sessions (a $96 value).
Alternative Tan Spa bronzes human husks with an array of high-quality tanning options. Choose to tan ultravioletly for two months on a Level 1 tanning bed, which is equipped with 32 lamps and offers a quick, golden tan in less than 15 minutes. Or, to escape the binary suns' rays, tan sunlessly thrice with the AutoBronze, which offers customizable spray-tanning levels and enhances exocarps in 60 short, safe seconds.
To keep tan tones even and long-lasting, the knowledgeable staff will recommend tanning schedules and tips according to individual skin needs. After each session is complete, newly bronzed customers can sip complimentary water, cuddle chilled towels, and freshen up in the vanity area for before returning to work at the electric-shovel factory. At Alternative Tan, all equipment is kept clean, and lamps are changed long before the recommended time in order to ensure optimal tanning performance. Each room is equipped with personal stereos, so beauty seekers can bring along their favorite Raffi songs for quality musical comfort.
Groupon holders can split their sessions up across any and all locations. Online value for Level 1 tanning reflects contract pricing; three sessions without a contract cost $48. No tanning contract required.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 2, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must activate tanning pass by 9/2, pass expires 2 months from activation date. Upgrades available for additional fee. Tax included. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Alternative Tan Spa
The staff at Alternative Tan Spa respects all aspects of individuality, from your personal skin type to your musical tastes. They dole out tips for tanning schedules and products that will suit each client, ever mindful of safety precautions for different dermal needs. Inside the spa rooms, clients can load a favorite CD into the stereo before visiting their chosen booth or bed, basking afterward in the breezes from private cooling systems and primping at available vanity areas.
The spa's tanning equipment ranges from Level 1 Tan America beds to standup spray-tanning booths, which take less than one minute to coat bodies in a coppery sheen that can last up to 10 days. As beds increase in level, their amenities become more advanced: Level 3 Starflight beds feature facial lamps, and Level 4 Cayenne and S-Class beds refresh physiques with built-in misting systems. The open Sunboard bed bronzes skin without enclosing customers beneath a lid, finally enabling them to high-five their own feet when they achieve even coverage.