What You'll Get
The subject of science fiction for years, lasers were not thought to have real-world applications until the 1989 release of ¬_Honey, I Shrunk My Waistline by Three Inches_. Discover the safe and effective applications of lasers with today's Groupon: for $999, you get six Zerona treatments at Amara Chiropractic & Laser Center in South Daytona (a $2,500 value). All six sessions must be completed within a two-week period.
Guided by Dr. Amara's 30 years of experience, the staff at Amara Chiropractic & Laser Center harnesses the FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology, designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. During each session, clients relax beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for 40 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over their waistline, back, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can sneak its way out of the body. The disintegrated lipid depots can then be absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water slides. The noninvasive treatment does not require any recovery time.
Patients can boost results with healthy eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Like a sumo wrestler's diet, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 14, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must be 18 or older. Must activate by 3/14/12, sessions expire 2 weeks from first treatment. Important patient disclosure. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.