Lasers are the future of health care, due to their ability to fix bad eyesight, remove unwanted fat, and shrink humans to a size that can easily enter and examine the organ systems of a human body. Take advantage of this versatile beam with today’s Groupon: for $999, you get six Zerona laser treatments for fat reduction at Amara Chiropractic and Laser Center in South Daytona (a $2,500 value).
The Zerona treatment sloughs off unwanted fat cells with a noninvasive medical laser. The six treatments can zap away an average of 3.64 inches of fat in a quick, painless procedure free from surgical instruments, recovery downtime, or promises to name your firstborn after a protein shake. FDA-cleared and demonstrated effective through a multi-site, double-blind study, the Zerona procedure uses its four slowly rotating laser beams to emulsify the fatty adipose tissue just below the skin, causing the fat cells to jettison their contents, like space pirates about to be boarded by the Imperial Space Police. The excess fat, without the protection of cell walls, is simply flushed away by the body’s natural detoxification process, resulting in a brand-new, slimmer physique.
Dr. Robert J. Amara has been administering spine-aligning chiropractic care for more than 30 years. His commitment to riding the wave of medical advancement shows in his embrace of laser healing technology, the fact that he’s one of the first in the area to adopt the revolutionary Zerona system, and his time-machine surfboard.