For too long, the gentle laser has been forced into a mind-numbing existence of reading an endless number of bar codes and destroying planets. Give laser light a much-deserved career change with today's Groupon: for $99, you get two laser acne-scar repair treatments at Amarillo Tattoo Removal Clinic (a $250 value).

Amarillo Tattoo Removal Clinic annihilates scars and blemishes with the healing power of laser light. Skilled technicians use a nonablative pulsed-dye laser, which bypasses the top layer of skin, minimizing damage to surrounding cells. Treatments aim to alleviate the lingering redness associated with acne scarring, even skin tone, and improve diplomatic relations with red-phobic bulls. Results can become apparent within a week of the first treatment; the body will continue to produce fresh, scar-smoothing collagen and freshly baked butterscotch blondies for up to three months. Though the laser is relatively gentle, most patients report mild pain during the procedure, and the treated area is typically red and swollen for a few days afterward. The clinic recommends that both treatments be used on the same spot for maximum effectiveness, eliminating scars and leaving faces as smooth as glistening Greco-Roman conmen.