What You'll Get
The nervous system gets its name from its tendency to induce anxiety when disrupted, just like the circulatory system gets its name from causing the body to walk in circles when blood levels are low. Move around painlessly thanks to today's Groupon to Amarillo Wellness Systems. Choose between the following options:
- For $45, you get a head and stress therapy session with chiropractic manipulation (a $90 value).
- For $75, you get a spinal-decompression session (a $150 value).
At Amarillo Wellness Systems, chiropractor Jack Mustard soothes spines with careful, noninvasive chiropractic and massage treatments. Sessions begin with a thorough examination of the vertebral column for any signs of distress caused by postural imbalances or careless offspring stepping on sidewalk cracks. Having assessed the source of any aches, Mustard will then apply precisely measured force to out-of-joint joints, thereby restoring the components of the musculoskeletal system to their function as unwitting pawns of the all-powerful brain. Head and stress therapy sessions can melt away workday anxieties during 20 relaxing minutes, and a 30–45-minute spinal-decompression treatment can alleviate the painful symptoms of arthritis, disc hernias, and other chronic ailments without resorting to surgery or purchasing a new spine from an itinerant bonesmith.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 29, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.