After a long day of besieging steppe settlements, the Mongol hordes liked to kick back with a vigorous massage, a copy of the Daily Khan, and a nice warm glass of fermented yak’s milk. Conquer your own serenity with today’s Groupon to Amazing Cuts Hair Salon and Spa. Choose between the following options:
- For $40, you get a one-hour warm-stone massage (an $80 value).
- For $40, you get a chocolate-power skin-peel facial (an $80 value).
The skin-pampering staff at Amazing Cuts Hair Salon and Spa melt muscle malaise and peel away facial imperfections with its beauty-boosting services. Massage therapists manipulate heated volcanic stones to knead knots into submission, calm distressed deltoids, and loosen backs for upcoming human-bridge tournaments. Treat visages dulled by damage from the frowning sun and cheek-pinching winds to a chocolate-power skin peel that strips away epidermal cell baggage to reveal countenances that glow like a dewy rose illuminated by a black light. Both services are administered in tranquil, private rooms, awash in candlelight, harkening back to the days of yore when aestheticians moonlighted as candlestick makers.
Amazing Cuts offers an online discount on warm-stone treatments, but this Groupon still represents the best deal available for both new and returning clients.
4445 34th St.
Lubbock, Texas 79410