Traditional mail can be an excellent way to communicate with loved ones, petition your local congressman, or send daily affirmations of devotion to former T.J. Hooker cast members. Today’s Groupon lets you say it with snail mail: for $40, you get 50 customizable, automatically mailed holiday cards (up to 8.5"x11") from AmazingMail (up to a $81.50 value).

AmazingMail has harnessed its experience in direct mail marketing to assist you with your holiday-card mailing duties. This year, keep your tongue free of paper cuts and protect your forehead from postage ricochets by letting AmazingMail stuff, stamp, and send your greeting cards for you. Create your cards by choosing from an array of holiday cards and themes or upload your own photos of pets dressed in cutesy, festive costumes or family members dressed like your pets. Once you've returned from the local-department-store photo shoot, you can continue customizing by adding text to your card, choosing your font, and specifying the date to drop your one-of-a-kind holiday greeting in the mail. All cards are printed with first-class postage, ensuring a speedy journey that bypasses known train-robber hangouts.