For centuries mankind has envied pizza dough and wondered how we too could be kneaded to relaxed, savoury states without paying for the luxury of being escorted via wooden paddle to a Sicilian brick oven. Be pounded into the shape of relaxation with today's Groupon to Amber Door Spa in Oakville. Choose from the following options:
- For $22, you get a 30-minute reflexology treatment (a $45 value).
- For $37, you get a 60-minute individual Swedish massage (a $75 value).
- For $75, you get a 60-minute couples Swedish massage (a $150 value).
Award-winning Amber Door Spa ensconces patrons in a soothing, amber-hued oasis, where beauty buffs indulge patrons in a variety of spa services. Patrons can stow away their superhero costumes in provided lockers and don instead a robe and sandals before indulging in a Swedish massage. Over the course of an hour, massage therapists apply deep strokes to frayed backs, smoothing out sore muscles and stretching out ligaments and tendons to allow for more graceful high-fives to exceptionally tall friends. Opt for the couples massage, and sync relaxing sighs with a significant other or former teenage heartthrob with an open schedule.
Alternatively, the reflexology treatment introduces off-kilter bodies to a reflexology therapist, whose able hands apply acupressure and massage techniques to the ears, hands and feet, evicting aches and intracellular tension from the body. Reflexology can jumpstart the body's defenses against back pain, migraines, and arthritis as well as providing patrons with a 30-minute break from exhausting-but-rewarding professional piggyback careers.