Although body-exchange programs mean no one ever has to stay in one meat suit for long, returning yours in bad condition means you forfeit your deposit. Keep your constitution in returnable condition with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a haircut, a single-process hair color, a conditioning hair treatment, a shellac manicure, and a one-month spa membership to American Hairlines in Bethlehem (up to a $368 value).
This combined day spa, salon, and fitness center features modern décor and a hip vibe, offering a one-stop shop for boosting beauty and well-being. Adroit pelt professionals employ hungry scissors to artfully nibble tresses into well-coiffed head hats (up to a $65 value), and hair switches hues with mood-ring-like agility during a single-process color treatment (a $61 value). The conditioning treatment (a $50 value) tames ferocious manes into purring submission, undoing the damage done by countless noogies and overly forceful hair flips. Insipid hand talons attain a magpie-tempting shine with the shellac manicure (a $40 value), a hybrid gel-polish treatment that can remain un-chipped for up to three weeks, barring run-ins with nail-loving gremlins.
American Hairlines’ one-month spa membership (a $152 value) grants access to unlimited use of the spa’s serene facilities, including steam room, showers, and free parking. Revel in the stress-pummeling waters of the hot tub, or give indolent sweat glands a prespiratory Scandinavian workout in the sauna.
74 W Broad
Bethlehem, Pennsylvania 18018