What You'll Get
Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Today’s Groupon spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches: for $30, you get a professional home cleaning of three rooms from American Home Cleaning Services (a $129 value). This Groupon is good for rooms of up to 600 square feet; bigger rooms may require additional charges. To supplement this Groupon, customers can have extra bedrooms or bathrooms cleaned for $15 each.
Cleaning in teams of two, the American Home Cleaning grimebusters are masters in the art of grease spatters, shoe scuffs, marooned hairs, disheveled linens, and mess. They'll ask you for direction and focus on the areas you need cleaned the most; all services listed on the all-encompassing 26-Step Action Plan—including checklists for kitchens, bathrooms, and all rooms—are customized to each customer's needs. If loved inhabitants have allergies, asthma, or sensitive skin, they can put their lungs and mind at ease, as American Home Cleaning uses Oreck vacuums, equipped with HEPA filtration systems, to knock out 99.97% of all dust and allergens, and 100% of all sadness related to spilled milk. Call ahead to schedule your appointment for the sprucing-up of your living space.
This deal is valid for new customers only.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 25, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household. Valid for new customers only. Reservation required. Subject to availability. $15 extra per each additional bedroom or bathroom. Rooms 600 sq. ft or larger may require additional charges. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About American Home Cleaning Services
Esther Bennalick founded American Home Cleaning Services 13 years ago and continues to focus the company on reliability, crafting individualized cleaning solutions and consistent monthly, weekly, or daily schedules for commercial and residential clients. In-home consultations and estimates precede each service, allowing team specialists to meet with clients to determine specific cleaning needs before rendering services such as purifying windows, disinfecting floors, and dusting mini blinds. The licensed, insured, and bonded staff members arrive at each cleaning in American Home Cleaning Services uniforms, preventing neighbors from mistaking them for duos of vigilante cleaners or dirt bandits. Esther received her business degree from Salem College, and her service further evinces a dedication to customer contentedness by remedying client dissatisfaction with a full re-cleaning of the area and a 10% discount on that client's next appointment.