When Eisenhower designed the Interstate Highway System, he envisioned a lawless, death-race arena where only the fastest could avoid being killed by mechanical gulls. Experience a thrilling fraction of his racing dream with today's Groupon: for $25, you get five races and a one-year membership at American Indoor Karting in Fredericksburg, an $80 value. Up to four Groupons may be purchased per person (although you cannot get multiple years of membership). Customers must wear closed-toed shoes and sign a waiver before racing.

Providing a premier indoor racing experience, American Indoor Karting hooks up speed-thirsty racers with high-quality junior (8 to 15 years) and adult (16+ years) karts fitted with Honda motors that can reach speeds of up to 40 miles per hour, pull 1.5 lateral Gs, and overtake lane-hogging crocodiles. A professionally designed course hosts hairpin turns requiring deft maneuvering. Each Groupon holder will be able to partake in five races after attending a safety briefing and donning a wind-cutting helmet. Post-race reports are provided, detailing fastest lap times, lap averages, performance rankings, and how often drivers made a funny face. The included one-year membership allows customers to purchase multiple race packages and partake in specials and a free birthday race.

Settle road-rage arguments by inviting an opposing driver to a duel on the tracks. Prove to your friends that the six times you failed your driving test were, in fact, flukes. Or just cruise out solo, defeating total strangers in a wild day of rubber burning and dust eating at American Indoor Karting.

The bonus race normally given to new members is not included in this Groupon. However, the member’s free birthday race will still be available.