What You'll Get
Like Bowser, breast cancer is easily defeated in the early stages. Score an early victory with today's Groupon: for $159, you get an infrared breast-cancer screening (a $299 value) and a full-color thermal reading (a $25 value) at American Infrared Mammography in Metairie.
With infrared thermograms as its guide, American Infrared Mammography's staff can detect breast cancer as much as 8–10 years earlier than x-ray mammograms or clinical breast exams—all without exposing subjects to a single particle of radiation. The noninvasive, FDA-approved technology lets pregnant women, former breast-surgery patients, and other x-ray-averse individuals accurately identify harmful growths as small as 2 millimeters, ensuring timely, appropriate treatment. After preparing for the visit by completing a breast-health history form and interrogating a Barbie doll, an all-female staff guides patients to the imaging equipment. The entire screening takes less than one hour, and produces an easy-to-read, full-color thermology report that can alert patients to abnormal tissue activity or unusually strong feelings about Doogie Howser, M.D.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 14, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 4 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.