Unlike birthdays, boiling water, and roller-skating sloths, stubble-free skin isn't more likely to happen the longer you wait. Take action toward a tidier physique with today's Groupon: for $99, you get three underarm, upper-lip, or bikini laser hair-removal treatments at American Laser Centers (up to a $722 value, depending on the treatment area).

American Laser Centers' certified technicians reduce bodily bristles with each laser hair-removal treatment, barraging defiant fluffs with a blend of radiofrequency technology and high-intensity light. The FDA-approved procedure is safe and noninvasive, targeting follicle roots without disturbing surrounding skin or sleeping children's choirs. In addition to a trio of treatments on the underarms (a $772 value), upper lip (a $265 value), or bikini region (a $674 value), Groupon holders will receive a 50% discount on any additional treatments needed to fully eradicate residual fuzz on their chosen area. A total of six sessions is typically what it takes for clients to achieve absolute area smoothness, although similar to the flavor of already-chewed celebrity gum, every person is different.