The theory of relativity tells us that time stops at the speed of light, which explains why light is so effective at combating the effects of aging and capturing runaway time machines. Ride the wave particle to smoother shores with today's Groupon: for $99, you get three VelaShape fat- and cellulite-reduction treatments at American Laser Centers (a $1,650 value), valid for both new and existing clients. Apply your treatments to the buttocks, thighs, or abdomen; customers cannot mix and match areas. Clients also receive a 50% discount on further VelaShape treatments or any other treatment at American Laser Centers, good for three months after redemption.
American Laser Centers' certified technicians craft dimpled derrieres into smooth seats with the FDA-approved VelaShape cellulite-reduction and body-contouring treatment. The noninvasive treatment employs infrared light, radio frequency, vacuum negative pressure, and massage rollers to target cellulite landscapes and level skin into unmarred flatlands. The procedure is nearly painless and downtime-free, so patients can return directly to their normal activities. Similar to leading anti-invisibility treatments, visible results can be expected within four to six appointments.