What You'll Get
The theory of relativity tells us that time stops at the speed of light, which explains why light is so effective at combating the effects of aging and capturing runaway time machines. Ride the wave-particle to smoother shores with today's Groupon: for $99, you get three VelaShape fat- and cellulite-reduction treatments at American Laser Centers. Apply your treatments to the buttocks, thighs, or abdomen; customers cannot mix and match areas.
American Laser Centers' certified technicians craft dimpled derrieres into smooth seats with the FDA-approved VelaShape cellulite-reduction and body-contouring treatment. The noninvasive treatment employs infrared light, radiofrequency, vacuum negative pressure, and massage rollers to target cellulite landscapes and level skin into unmarred flatlands. The procedure is painless and downtime-free, so patients can return directly to their normal activities. Similar to leading anti-invisibility treatments, visible results can be expected within four to six appointments. Groupon customers may purchase additional treatments half off for up to three months after they redeem their Groupon.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 31, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must be 18 or older. Non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.