Faces act as gatekeepers for incoming food and outgoing laughter, giving them the power to leave our bodies half-starved or bloated with unreleased giggles. Keep your face happy with today's Groupon: for $49, you get three ultra-sonic facial treatments at the American Laser Centers (a $355 value).
Using state-of-the-art pore-purging technology, American Laser Centers rejuvenates debilitated dermis, bestowing even the most Skeletor-like complexion with the eternally youthful radiance of Liberace. Sit back and relax as one of American Laser's gentle skin sorceresses goes to work on your tired visage using ultra-sonic sound wave technology. The safe, non-invasive vibrating blade quickly and efficiently removes the top layer of skin, blowing the pores clean, and leaving clients with a softer, smoother, less Gollumy frontispiece. Ultra-sonic technology can also be an effective means of treating acne, blackheads, and other husk hindrances, and the face freshening treatment can be administered in as little as 15 minutes. Click here for FAQs regarding this Groupon, and to schedule an appointment.