Mankind uses lasers to aid in their grooming, much like how chimpanzees fashion holograms out of sticks if they don't have friends to clean their fur. Seek futuristic tools to smooth pelts with today's Groupon: for $99, you get six laser hair-removal treatments at American Laser Centers (up to a $1,680 value).
The professional laser technicians at American Laser Centers smooth skins with a series of six custom hair-removal treatments using effective equipment developed by eLight and Soprano. Clients can evict hairs sprouting from the underarms, upper lip, bikini line, feet, chin, or sideburns, or tailor the growth of a natural fur coat. After a complimentary consultation to discuss treatment areas and session details, patients lie back for as little as 15 minutes while a clinician casts beams of laser light into the depths of hair follicles, destroying them at their hirsute root. The six-treatment series can destroy up to 80%–90% of hair follicles or up to 100% of fake mustaches. Groupon users also receive a 50% discount off of additional laser hair-removal services.
4906 N. Midkiff Rd.
Midland, Texas 79705