Mankind uses lasers to aid in their grooming, much like how chimpanzees fashion holograms out of sticks if they don't have friends to clean their fur. Seek futuristic tools to smooth pelts with today's Groupon: for $99, you get six laser hair-removal treatments at American Laser Med Spa (up to a $1,680 value).
The professional laser technicians at American Laser Med Spa smooth skins with a series of six custom hair-removal treatments using effective equipment developed by eLight and Soprano. Clients can evict hairs sprouting from the underarms, upper lip, bikini line, feet, chin, or sideburns, or tailor the growth of a natural fur coat. After a complimentary consultation to discuss treatment areas and session details, patients lie back for as few as 15 minutes while a clinician casts beams of laser light into the depths of hair follicles, destroying them at their hirsute roots. The six-treatment series can destroy up to 80–90% of hair follicles or up to 100% of fake mustaches. Groupon users also receive a 50% discount on additional laser hair-removal services.
5844 Staples St.
Corpus Christi, Texas 78413