The theory of relativity tells us that time stops at the speed of light, which explains why light is so effective at combating the effects of aging and capturing runaway time machines. Ride the wave-particle to smoother shores with today’s Groupon for cosmetic treatments at American Laser Med Spa. Choose between the following options:

• For $49, you get three ultrasonic facials (a $355 value).
• For $99, you get three VelaShape cellulite-reduction treatments (an $1,849 value), valid for one of the following areas:
• Abdomen/along the bra line
• Abdomen/flanks
• Arms
• Buttocks and back of thigh
• Saddlebags
• Thighs<p>

American Laser Med Spa rejuvenates visages and sculpts elegant physiques with advanced, nonablative cosmetic solutions. Technicians comb dimpled areas with the VelaShape’s massaging handpiece, which gently draws tissues toward toasty beams of infrared light and a high tea laid out by bipolar radio frequencies. The machine, which is FDA-cleared for circumferential and cellulite reduction, harmoniously irons rumpled skinscapes and promotes the metabolism of stored energy, increasing lymphatic drainage and shrinking the size of fat cells underneath. During ultrasonic facials, a noninvasive vibrating blade gently skims off the skin’s top layer of dead cells and rich cream, blowing pores clear of blackheads and other blockages to reveal a smoother, less-acne-prone frontispiece. The face-freshening treatment can be administered in as little as 15 minutes, leaving clients ample time to play peek-a-boo with their new, youthful reflections.

Most patients waltz out of slimming sessions feeling deeply warmed from within and, like road-repair crews, can expect to see some smooth results after two passes. Groupon customers may also purchase additional treatments at a 50% discount for up to three months after they redeem this deal.