What You'll Get
Just as a lawn gnome will spitefully fertilize inadequately tended grass with motor oil before emigrating to a superior lawn, a gentlemanly bowler hat won't tolerate a poorly kempt dome. Today's Groupon makes a man's head a nicely cultivated locale: for $29, you get a Quality Grooming Experience (a $33 value), plus a bottle of shampoo and a bottle of conditioner (a $28.90 value), at American Male's Reading location (a $61.90 total value).
American Male is a guys-only sanctuary where guests are lovingly lavished with the hottest haircuts from expert stylists. The shop's friendly follicle wizards are skilled at interpreting incoherent hair babble and references to '90s-sitcom actors, ensuring that even nervous noggins receive contemporary cuts that match their owner's lifestyle, face shape, and musical tastes. Bookending snip sessions, strands are treated to decadent lathers, topped off by conditioner and a mini-scalp massage. The Quality Grooming Experience also includes a relaxing mini facial with hot towels and steam, as well as a softening paraffin hand dip.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 9, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice or $10 fee may apply. Valid only for service listed. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.