What You'll Get
After a workweek of corporate combat, losing precious free time away from the big sports game or beer bar in the name of kemptness can sound painful. With today’s Groupon, you’ll look forward to your routine shag snipping. For $30, you’ll get a quality grooming experience and hand detailing at American Male, a $63 to $68 value, depending on the location. Because both your head and hands are almost always exposed to the elements in business, casual, and swimsuit-modeling attire, it's important to take care of these air-exposed areas to make good first impressions and to improve status in unforgiving apelike corporate hierarchies. Your Groupon is good at American Male's Philadelphia and Berwyn locations. Get it for yourself or give the gift of male-sanctioned luxury.
American Male is a guys-only sanctuary where you'll feel comfortable to get the hottest haircuts from expert stylists who know what guys want. Your friendly stylist will happily interpret your incoherent hair babble and references to '90s sitcom actors into a contemporary cut that matches your lifestyle, face shape, and musical tastes. In addition to your cut, you'll get a shampoo before and after to shake stray hair clippings from your mane, plus conditioner and a mini-scalp massage.
The American Male crew will steam your pores with a hot towel and give you a relaxing mini facial. Your hands will plunge into a warm, paraffin hand dip that will soften your skin and make potential life partners faint at your gentle touch. Finish your treatment off with a manly manicure that will clean up your nails, wrap your hand in a soothing hot towel, and give your finger helmets a clear coating of manly strength.
After your eyes (which are more difficult to alter), your hair is one of the first things women check out. Even if you aren’t influenced by the opinions of others, guys have limited ways of changing their look, aesthetically speaking. Haircuts are an easy way to spruce things up in the absence of heels, brooches, bangles, and earrings, which are best saved for the weekend.
Get this Groupon to add panache to your preening, or to get your mop cut without cutting into your free time.
- Where else can you watch the phils game, drink an ice cold beer and truely [sic] like getting your hair cut. – chansen03
- Finally...a place for me. I love the atmosphere and service. I always feel weird in normal salons, but not American Male. All the stuff that comes with a haircut makes an a [sic] very enjoyable break in the day. – joshhafetz
- comfort and attention even for old guys, nice people, and clean place. easy to find and my wife liked me gone for a while. they didn't make me wait and my hair looked good. – jackleewilson
Your Hair Dreams and What They Mean
Hair is one of the most common dream-symbols, and its appearances in your dreams are often related to your subconscious thoughts and worries. Here are some common hair-dreams and what your mind is really saying:
The Dream: You are bald.
What It Means: You are worried about losing your hair, OR, if you are already bald, you are worried about losing your jet-ski business.
The Dream: You have hair in places it doesn't normally grow.
What It Means: You are worried about the onset of puberty, OR, if you have already gone through puberty, you are worried about the dreaded Double Puberty.
The Dream: Your hair has grown to extraordinary lengths.
What It Means: You are worried about an upcoming haircut, OR, if you're China's Xie Qiuping, you are worried about your jet-ski business.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 13, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. May purchase multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Must redeem in single visit. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.