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What You'll Get
The majority of real-life lasers are productive members of society, contrary to their negative Hollywood portrayals as family shrinkers and stealers of guns' jobs. Meet a laser you'd like to know with today's Groupon: for $1,199, you get six Zerona laser sessions at AMA Skincare in Irvine (a $2,500 value).
Under the guidance of Drs. Alice Pien and Asher Milgrom, the experienced team at AMA Skincare works to enhance both bodies and brains with advanced cosmetic techniques and thorough education. The FDA-approved Zerona laser treatment rid waists, hips, thighs, and buttocks of unwanted fat and chubby cherub tattoos, and can be coupled with AMA's detoxification program—featuring vitamin injections, lymphatic stimulation via acoustic vibrations courtesy of Eric Clapton, and hyperbaric oxygen therapy—for an additional fee.
After a week-long cleansing process, six noninvasive Zerona sessions unfurl over one fortnight. During treatments, laser light hones in on fat below the skin's surface, liquefying it and prompting its ejection from within cell membranes. Once released, fat is flushed from the body by the lymphatic system's strongest rubber hose. Owing to this natural removal, Zerona treatments require no downtime, and a final week of detoxification ensures full fat banishment from target areas.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 20, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. 48hr cancellation notice or $100 fee may apply. Treatments are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.