Like a company-wide cage match, a tattoo requires a high pain threshold, lots of barbed wire, and shelter from the boss’s view. Adorn your office alter ego with today’s Groupon to American Pride Tattoos, with locations in Berkley, Milford, Oxford, Clarkston, Pontiac, and Waterford. Choose between the following options:

• For $25, you get $50 toward tattoos, cosmetic tattoos, and piercing services.
• For $49, you get $150 toward physician-supervised laser tattoo removal. <p>

American Pride Tattoos’ experienced artists adorn epidermises with sparkling body jewelry and vibrant colors or join forces with physicians to wipe body canvases clean. Using sterile instruments, artists etch colorful sleeves, inspirational quotes, and particularly memorable grocery lists into clients’ skin, crafting striking, long-lasting body art (tattoos start at $50 and average around $150). Adroit piercers puncture tongues and bellybuttons with starter jewelry to accent bikinis and complement chainmail crop tops ($55+), and permanent cosmetic tattooing can diminish epidermal irregularities such as vitiligo (price varies case by case).

Alternatively, technicians can scan skin with a MedLite laser, significantly diminishing the appearance of tattoos or loitering face paint in as little as four physician-supervised treatments. Prices for tattoo removal vary, but $150 will usually cover about a 4”x4” area.