What You'll Get
Water taxis speed up daily commutes that slow down during traffic jams or when asphalt unfreezes and turns back into tar. Circumvent sticky streets with today's Groupon for rides from American River Taxi. Choose between the following options:
- For $9, you get two one-way tickets (an $18 value).
- For $25, you get six one-way tickets (a $54 value).
American River Taxi's ships skirt traffic and lower environmental impact by ferrying passengers to select stops along the Potomac. The daily route takes breaks at the Southwest Waterfront, Georgetown, and outside the Nationals Stadium to deposit passengers near their workplace or lively restaurants. Each scenic jaunt down the sculpted waterfront lasts 20–35 minutes, adhering closely to the city's prescribed speed limits for motorized boats and aquatic conga lines. The service protects its patrons from the dangers of inclement weather by canceling runs and helps alleviate congestion on local highways without the need to repave the roads with cough syrup.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 14, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional two ticket options as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Subject to availability; capacity limited on Nationals game days. Subject to weather. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.