Before modern paper shredders, kings had to shred their documents by handing them to the court jester and throwing him in the royal tiger pit. Make it pain-free with this Groupon.
$59 for Paper Shredding for an Unlimited Number of Boxes ($700 Value)
Staffers arrive to houses and safely transport documents back to their headquarters, where they are securely destroyed that day with identity-protecting crosscutting techniques. Once the documents are annihilated, the company maintains clients' peace of mind with a certificate of destruction. For an additional $40 fee, a mobile shredding truck arrives hungry and ready to mince documents immediately on-site.
If it has information on it, American Shredding's licensed, insured, and bonded staff probably can destroy it. The paper pros began shredding for IBM in 1982, and to this date still boast a record of never compromising or losing a piece of information. In addition to mobile and offsite paper shredding, they can pulverize other materials such as plastic, data tapes, and retail products. They also can destroy hard drives with a process that complies with Department of Defense and NSA regulations, instead of just dumping them into a perfectly good pot of beef stew. With a commitment to the environment, American Shredding recycles every piece of paper, metal, and plastic that it destroys.