Like sewer systems, bodies must be frequently sanitized to eradicate harmful contaminants and ward off pizza-hoarding teenaged turtles. Enact immaculate innards with today's Groupon: for $115, you get a three-day Hohm juice cleanse, one coaching call, and a copy of The 7-Day Total Cleanse book from American Yogini (up to a $227 value).

American Yogini hosts a hub of information and products that supplement the yoga lifestyle. Their Hohm juice medleys each come freshly prepared from an array of fruits, veggies, and herbs to expurgate earthly edifices of toxins, replenish their nutrients, and invoke vivifying energies. Concoct your custom juices from a smorgasbord of lively liquids, each designed to invoke one of the eight yogic chakras, such as creativity, confidence, and compassion. The introductory coaching consultation provides a program overview, as well as tips on disseminating the benefits of the cleansing experience into daily diets and biweekly paper routes. Furthermore, The 7-Day Total Cleanse, a published treatise on toxin tidying written by the founder of American Yogini, Mary McGuire-Wien, offers an at-home guide to decluttering the body, mind, and spirit.