What You'll Get
Homes left long-uncleaned will often develop an extra-dimensional layer of filth over their entire surface, inviting otherworldly spirit blobs of old cereal and cat hair into our reality. Close the portal to this evil realm with today's deal: for $59, you get two hours of home cleaning (a $120 value) from America's Cleaning Company. A two-person crew will travel to homes anywhere in Manhattan. Two hours is the ideal amount of time for a one-bedroom apartment, depending on how dirty or bachelorized the space. Buy up to three of today's deal and get up to six hours for a larger home or especially filthy closet.
America's Cleaning Company whips wilted homesteads into shape using proprietary GreenLab cleaning products for all-natural cleanliness that won't harm your family, your pets, your family's family of pets, your pet family, or the environment—all while still effectively eradicating the encrusted Lean Cuisine from your microwave and the banana colony from underneath the dresser. The two-person cleaning crew will scrub-a-dub every imaginable living surface and furniture underbelly, leaving formerly dusty sideboards glittering and toilets free of nests of feral stink gibbons. Trash will be removed, appliances will once again double as mirrors, and carpets will be vacuumed of any lingering poltergeists. A supervisor will inspect the work at the end of the appointment to ensure satisfaction for all and shmutz for none. If you hire the America's Cleaning Company crew to stay on for further hours, you'll receive an additional 20% off for the first visit.
Six Citysearchers unanimously give America's Cleaning Company five stars:
- They just cleaned my 3 bedroom apartment...and it looks I just moved in. Great job, I recomend that you call them and try it out. You wont be disappointed [sic]. – RobertSawyer01
- These people were very friendle [sic] and professional at the same time. They tackled my home quickly and quietly and left no corner untouched. Supervisor was on top of the crew and did a walk through at the end to make sure that the job was perfect. – anne L
- I am very particular and I could not do a better job myself. Finally I found a cleaning service that pays attention to detail. Not just surface cleaning here, this is the real deal. – TonyHoboken
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 19, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per appointment. Valid only for Manhattan service. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.